- Number of people in the U.S. who attend religious services every week: 55 million
- Number of people in the U.S. who shop at Wal-Mart every week: 136 million
- Number of colleges and universities in the U.S.: 4,140
- Number of Wal-Mart-owned stores in the U.S.: 4,191
- Percentage of eligible Americans who voted in the last presidential election: 60%
- Percentage of Americans who will go to a Wal-Mart this year: 90%
My conclusions from this:
- Wal-Mart is more important than church. Maybe they had a Jesus™ sighting there?
- Americans like Wal-Mart more than college. Books suck!
- The sheep would rather shop than vote.
Stephen Colbert would love these. See? The free market has decided: shopping is more important than church, and only an America-hating Al Qaeda terra-ist goes to church on Sunday instead of shopping at Wal-Mart.
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