If There's Grass on the Field...

This had me almost speechless:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/09/26/AR2008092600417.html

LITTLE ROCK, Ark. -- Evangelist and convicted tax evader Tony Alamo says the age of consent is puberty and there's a mandate in the Bible for girls marrying young.

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And so once again, the one-time rock promoter and street preacher that former President Clinton likened to "Roy Orbison on speed" will return to federal court.

Roy Orbison on speed...classic.