Today is National Cookie Day. Here's my favorite way to celebrate:
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Monday, November 2, 2009
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Thursday, September 24, 2009
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Friday, September 11, 2009
Thursday, September 3, 2009
People of Wal-Mart...
My new favoritest site:
http://peopleofwalmart.com/
A few of my favorites:
Um, this here's my date...for the prom...or for after.
Wal-Mart pimp...
http://peopleofwalmart.com/
A few of my favorites:
Um, this here's my date...for the prom...or for after.
Wal-Mart pimp...
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Barney Frank and the Teabaggers...
Barney Frank lays into an idiot teabagger during a town hall meeting.
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
Sunday, August 9, 2009
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Over 6000 Years Old!
Thanks to Keith Olberman for this one. Today's worst person in the world is State Senator Sylvia Allen from the great state of Arizona. While speaking in favor of approving a permit to mine uranium, the distinguished State Senator reminds us that the Earth is over 6000 years old...and predates all those pesky environmental laws.
You heard right...we need to mine Uranium, which has a half-life of 4.47 bilion years and is used to carbon date artifacts from the earliest human civilizations (8000 years ago) and to do so, we need to get around those environmental laws that weren't around when the Earth was created 6000 years ago. Classic.
You heard right...we need to mine Uranium, which has a half-life of 4.47 bilion years and is used to carbon date artifacts from the earliest human civilizations (8000 years ago) and to do so, we need to get around those environmental laws that weren't around when the Earth was created 6000 years ago. Classic.
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Thursday, June 4, 2009
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Texts From Last Night
My coworker Matt pointed me towards one of the funniest sites I've ever encountered:
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/
People forward their funny/scandalous/ridiculous text messages to the site. I could spend hours reading this...a few classics:
(507): drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
(805): before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
(413): that girl last night was a 15
(1-413): wait she was 15?
(413): no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Oh boy...another time-wasting site.
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/
People forward their funny/scandalous/ridiculous text messages to the site. I could spend hours reading this...a few classics:
(507): drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
(805): before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
(413): that girl last night was a 15
(1-413): wait she was 15?
(413): no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Oh boy...another time-wasting site.
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Want to Make Money From Home?
She makes money bowing to Jesus™. Saw this ad on sfbg.com and it confirms my long-held suspicions about the naivete of Christians...
Monday, March 30, 2009
Sham Wow Guy Arrested...For Beating a Stripper
It doesn't get much more entertaining than this. Sham Wow spokesman Vince Shlomi was arrested in Miami for beating a stripper he had paid for sex. Brilliant....just brilliant.
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