Jonesing for a Hit...

It's been 26 hours since IT ordered my iPhone 3G, and it's still not here. I don't know what I'm going to do: I still don't have that glorious touch screen, the visual voicemail, the maps and positioning features, or even the digital level. I can't get push email with my crappy KRZR, guys. How do I even get out of bed in the morning?

Hellooooooo? Mr. UPS man? Hurry up and ring the bell. That's not a mere package, it's a sea change in my life.

Maybe I can go by the store and play with their display model...that might tide me over...