Nothing Fails Like Prayer

And now, we turn to the negative. To all of you biblical sheep out there...all of you who prayed for a McCain victory...to all you wingnuts out there who equated an Obama victory with armageddon or the triumph of Satan..to anyone who devolved into speaking in tongues while conducting "spiritual warfare" on Obama...to all of you who truly believe that the dark forces of African witchcraft (no, Africa is not a country Sarah) are casting spells on McCain-Palin...to all of you overly religious, troglodyte sheep, I say this:

NOTHING FAILS LIKE PRAYER

But don't despair, fundamentalists...God™ has a plan for all of us. Yours apparently involves humiliation and being laughed at by sane people.