Thou Art Cursed, O Bristol Palin

Right wingers and the press are smitten Jesus-style with the birth of Sarah Palin's first grandaughter:

Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin's teenage daughter Bristol has given birth to a son, People magazine reported on Monday.
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"The baby is fine and Bristol is doing well. Everyone is excited," Jones told the magazine. The couple have said they plan to marry.

Wait...they're not married yet? According to The Bible, that's a sin...and it's punishable by a 10 generation expulsion from the church:

23:2 A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

Sorry, Bristol...looks like your son won't be able to attend the Wasilla Assembly of God™ to listen to grandma talk about people and dinosaurs coexisting and bleating on about how our soldiers are doing God™'s work in I-rak. You'll just have to go to a sensible church, where they don't interpret the Bible with selective literalism.